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Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year

Happy New

I wish you all a healthy, happy, peaceful and prosperous 2010.

Keep breaking Nanny's rules in 2010.

Ken

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The Electric Commode II

Dear Loyal Readers,

Regarding the remarkable speed with which details about the man with exploding underpants have appeared in the media, and the fact that he was on a "watch list" yet still granted a visa, there can only be one conclusion to be drawn about how he was able to almost detonate his underpants.

Someone somewhere, wanted him to get through the security net.

Why?

I would not dream of speculating here.

However, I would note that there are elements on the extreme right of US politics who will make as much use as they can out of this "security failure" in order to damage President Obama.

I am of course a simple Brit, who does not have any real understanding about how politics works in the USA.

Happy New Year!

Ken

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Electric Commode

The Electric Commode

Way back in 2004 I designed a special new security chair, The Electric Commode, to be used by airlines when transporting their customers from "A" to "B".

The device ensures that the customer is well and truly strapped in during the flight, with no chance of moving around and causing a potential terrorist incident.

Following the actions of that complete and utter knobhead from Nigeria, who attempted to detonate his own underpants, the new security measures being introduced by US bound airlines include toilet restrictions.

Sadly, it seems, my design (especially the commode part) will come to fruition and be onboard some airlines in the not too distant future.

Short of injecting every passenger with a coma inducing sedative, for the duration of the flight, there is little else that airlines can do to prevent passengers from moving around other than strap them in.

BTW, even this and full body searches won't stop the determined knobhead intent on killing him/herself. There is an obvious method, which I will not discuss (lest I give some moron an idea), for concealing explosives etc.

My views on terrorism and religion are noted on my Blue Blog.

It is sad that "religion" is used as an excuse to kill more people than any other of man's "beliefs/traditions/addictions/habits".

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas Brighton and Hove Council

Merry Christmas
Missed Refuse Collection FW: Confirmation‏
From: Ken Frost (kenfrostcia@hotmail.com)
Sent: 24 December 2009 11:55:05
To: mary mears (mary.mears@brighton-hove.gov.uk)
Cc: news argus (lee.gibbs@theargus.co.uk)

Mary

FYI.

Whilst I appreciate that owing to the lack of grit (see earlier emails) our road was impassable last Friday (editor's note: refuse collection day), now the snow has gone of its own accord it may be in the interests of health and hygiene that someone clears the rubbish that has accumulated outside every house on XXXX Hill (the seagulls have having a very Merry Christmas pulling apart the sacks).

Next scheduled collection (according to your website) is 29th.

We shall be infested with rats by then.

Merry Christmas!

Ken Frost

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Happy Christmas - Have It Large!

Happy Christmas
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Let It Snow II



Suffice to say my own local council's "efforts" to grit the local roads, and keep things running smoothly were a shambles!

Witness the jolly exchange of emails I had with our "leader":

"20 December 2009

Mary

Despite comments in the Argus that you are proud about how the council has handled the snow; why is that XXXX Hill, XXXX St etc and many other parts of Hanover have not seen a single grit lorry or indeed sack of grit since the snow arrived Thursday?

The roads are impassable in places, people falling over (ambulances can't reach them) and doubtless the insurance costs (to be levied by claims against the council for negligence) mounting minute by minute.

We are pretty well cut off up here, but be assured we won't forget how proud you are of your council's "achievements" wrt the snow/ice.

Out of mild curiosity when will the grit arrive, before or after the snow melts?

Thanks.

Kind regards

Ken Frost...

Subject: RE: XXX Hill etc cut off
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:55:34 +0000
From: Mary.Mears@brighton-hove.gov.uk
To: kenfrostcia@hotmail.com


Dear Mr Frost, thank you for your email.

We do understand the frustrations of residents who have been faced with treacherous conditions during this particularly severe freeze.

All of our gritting lorries and ploughs were working around the clock during the weekend to clear the main roads. We also have 350 salt bins on pavements around the city.

However, it is not possible to keep all 3,000 of the city's roads free from ice and snow in the hours immediately following a severe freeze without massively increasing the cost to taxpayers. Instead, busy bus routes and roads into key sites, such as hospitals, are prioritised so that economic and social activity can continue in the city.

Because conditions were considerably more icy than predicted, we also diverted all refuse, recycling and parks staff onto hand gritting pavements yesterday.

Further information about what the Council has been doing in the city is available on our web site

http://www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/index.cfm?request=b1157184

Regards ...


Thank you Mary.

The hand gritters (binmen I believe?) finally reached XXX Hill and the related areas around midday Monday (after I had emailed you about the issue).

Kind regards

Ken Frost
"

Pride cometh before a fall, and it now seems that there will be a review of how "well" the council handled this issue:)

Councils, don't you just love em?

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Let It Snow



As the country, and Eurofailure, bask in the heat of global warming spare a thought for the poor old reindeer.

Twelve reindeer were booked to appear at a Christmas display in Market Harborough, until that is Nanny (in the shape of council health and safety gestapo) stuck their sallow, twisted scrofulous noses in.

Can you guess what happened my loyal readers?

Yes, that's right, Nanny banned the reindeer.

For why?

Isn't it obvious?

It might snow, and the reindeer (and people attending) might injure themselves.

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Toys R'nt Us

I Am The Law
Beware buying your sprogs toy guns this Christmas.

It seems that Nanny's police may take umbrage at seeing a game of cops and robbers being played out on the street by children, and send in armed marksmen.

A spokesman for Essex Police recently warned that children who wield the toys in public places could 'get an MP5 [submachine gun] put in your face'.

I had a large collection of toy guns and bows and arrows, when I was a nipper; come to think of it I still have some of them somewhere!

Best not go outside and play cops and robbers then!

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

The Eagle Has Landed

Back in Blighty folks, very successful business trip there.

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Friday, December 18, 2009

The Dangers of Sandwiches

Cat SarnieCongrats to First Great Western Rail (FGWR) for openly admitting that train food is possibly not very good for you.

Chris Haynes, a passenger on said train company, was looking for something to do whilst whiling away his time during the breakdown of the train he was "travelling" on. FGWR had announced that the passengers could have a free soft drink, to compensate them for the delay.

Fair enough!

Mr Haynes ambled along to the buffet car, and decided to order an egg mayonnaise sarnie as well.

Can you guess what happened next loyal readers?

Yes, that's right, the "steward" refused to sell him the sarnie.

For why?

Health and safety!

LOL!

I knew that train sarnies were dodgy, but I never thought they were that dodgy!

Seemingly, and at this point I am choking on my morning vodka shot, the "steward" was of the view that the sarnie would cause Mr Haynes to choke if the train had to be evacuated in an emergency.

ROFLOL!!!!

This is surely the best excuse for not being bothered to do one's job ever!

This country has gone farking mad!

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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Educashun

EducashunFull marks to Nanny's educashun system for producing literacy levels such as those exhibited by the hapless sign writer, who painted the "guided busway" sign on the St Ives to Cambridge road the other day.

A workman, working for the contractor, painting white Guided Bus Only signs in the road has written the "N" back to front.

A Cambridgeshire County Council spokesman said the contractor was "already aware of this mistake and will be putting it right".

Snort!

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Prats of The Week - Poole Council

Prats of The WeekWell done Poole council for winning my prestigious "Prats of The Week" award.

The other week it was widely reported that the "good" councillors of Poole had installed a fake cone shaped Christmas tree, costing £14K, in the town centre.

For why?

There were "health and safety" fears that the real one, that they normally use, would fall over.

The cone was made of artificial turf stretched over an aluminium frame, and stood 33ft high. It was weighed down with two tons of ballast to prevent it from toppling, had LED lights around it and played Christmas carols.

Can you guess what happened next my loyal readers?

Yes, that's right, owing to a public outcry (and the fact that some people climbed on the cone and damaged it) the council have now replaced the cone with a real tree!

Poole council, well deserving Prats of The Week.

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sefton Council Loves To Watch

SeftonBeware motoring in Sefton.

For why?

Well it seems that the council there is considering enforcing Nanny's "statutory idling offence" (introduced by stealth by ZaNuLabour in 2002).

What's that then?

Well my loyal readers, those of you who leave your car engine idling on a cold and frosty morning to warm up and clear your windscreen will face fines of up to £40 for pollution.

Far better you drive with impaired vision, and crash the car!

Ironically, according to some informed observers, the worst offenders for "idling" are in fact police cars and other police vehicles. Will the council be fining them then?

The fact that the owner of the vehicle has paid for his fuel, and therefore has the right to do with it whatever he so chooses seems to have escaped the good people of Sefton council.

I assume another branch of council snoops will be created to enforce this absurd rule?

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Monday, December 14, 2009

Those Whom The Gods Wish To Destroy



Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.

Regrettably, as a nation, it appears that Nanny has finally driven us insane.

It seems that an officer from the West Midlands counter terrorism unit has sent an email to community groups covering the fears that Nanny has wrt the brainwashing of children (as young as 4) by extreme Muslims:

"I do hope that you will tell me about persons, of whatever age, you think may have been radicalised or be vulnerable to radicalisation ... Evidence suggests that radicalisation can take place from the age of 4."

How the fark does one know if a 4 year old has been "radicalised"?

The unit has also sent counter-terrorist officers, specially trained in identifying children and young people vulnerable to radicalisation, to nursery schools.

I'm sorry, did I really just write that?

What the fark is going on in this country?

Have we truly gone collectively insane?

This policy will further alienate Muslims from the mainstream community, and will most certainly bring about fear and loathing in local communities with a large Muslim population.

The hapless officer who sent the mail, dug himself further into a hole by adding:

"I am a police officer and therefore it will always be part of my role to gather intelligence and I will report back any information or intelligence which may suggest someone is a terrorist, or is planning to be one or to support others.

However, my role is to raise the level of awareness of the threat of terrorism and radicalisation and support and work with partners to try to prevent it
."

I wasn't aware it was the role of the police to act as spies?

I thought that spies were meant to act as spies?

What the hell has been going on at police training schools?

It seems to me that the "radicalisation police" ought to be looking into the training camps of our own police, to found out what BS is being pumped into their brains.

We have truly gone mad!

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Sunday, December 13, 2009

New Balls Please

BallsUncle Eddie Balls, the friend of children everywhere, has had a change of heart over his plans to have all adults who come into contact with kids CRB checked (for a fee).

He has watered down the requirement for a CRB check, in the face of public outrage.

Hoozah!

The requirement will not apply to 11 million people.

Hoozah!

Instead it will apply to 9 million people.

SNORT!

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Saturday, December 12, 2009

I Kid You Not!

I Kid You Not!
Seen in a pub in Brighton last night, a notice attached to the condom machine:

"For use by 18 year olds or over only"

Snort!

No wonder Nanny's Britain has the highest rate of teen pregnancies in Europe!

I saw some "Christian" doctor pontificating on the news that supplying contraceptives to teens "encouraged them to have sex".

What farking planet does he live on?

Teens need absolutely no encouragement at all to have (or to try to have) sex, lack of contraceptives will not stop a hormone riddled teens from "taking a chance" that they won't get pregnant.

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Bankers' Bonus Tax

As predicted, this is falling apart.

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A Right Balls Up

Balls Up
I see that headteachers have stirred from their slumbers and finally realised that Nanny's rules wrt adult/child interactions (eg CRB checks etc) are seriously stupid, and are damaging the relationship between adults and children.

Teachers' leaders (from both the state and private sector!) representing almost 45,000 schools have written to Balls, the children's secretary (why do children need a secretary?), saying that the new rules will stop language exchange programmes, deter parent-helpers and are absurdly bureaucratic and time wasting.

Balls, being a politician (ie weak, feeble and lacking principles), has said that the review (set up by Nanny out of fear of the public reaction to these rules) will doubtless cover these issues raised.

In other words, he will hide behind whatever conclusion that he has told the review to come up with.

The sad fact is that the people in parliament don't give a fark about what we think, so long as their bell towers are repaired at our expense they are happy.

BTW, slightly off topic, I refer you to yesterday's article on Loans and Finance (re Darling's neat window dressing trying to hide a 1% increase in NI - the con trick of a tax foisted on the British people 60 years ago).

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

A Wee Service Announcement

Testcard
A wee service announcement to warn you of some possible disruption to the daily "Nanny Knows Best" articles next week.

The founder of Nanny Knows Best, ie me, will be in Beijing all of next week on busy-ness; hence there may not be articles posted on this site everyday.

Please do not construe an absence of a daily article as meaning that Nanny has finally "done for me":)

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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Thought For The Day

WTF!
A small "pop quiz" for all my loyal readers.

Question

Which country/region would you invade in order to promote democracy, and make the world a "safer" place?

1 A country that used to hold regular elections for its president, or

2 A region that appointed an unknown political lightweight to the newly created position of president, by way of a closed door political stitch up between heads of government, without consulting its people?

Answer

Isn't it obvious?

Country number 1!

Why?

The first country was Iraq, the second region is the EU.

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Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Nanny's Nasty Little Habit III - The Repeal Party



Following on from my earlier article about people standing "for parliament who are not politicians, who do not belong to a political party and who do not intend to do anything other than repeal laws.

In other words their only action in parliament will be to repeal laws, they will not make any new ones.

I guarantee that the country will run better for this, plus it will show how utterly irrelevant politicians really are
."

I sent the following to David Cameron (copied to the Independent).

Politicians Have Failed The British People

"David

FYI.

Whilst my views, on their own, may not count for much; the fact that others agree with me (see the comments) ought to spur you to action, I hope, lest the "Repeal Party" actually takes physical form.

http://nannyknowsbest.blogspot.com/2009/12/nannys-nasty-little-habit-ii.html

Kind regards

Ken Frost

www.nannyknowsbest.com
"

In the unlikely event I receive a response, I will let you know.

However, in the meantime, in order to show the politicians that we mean business I suggest that you use this thread to specify which laws (exact name and date of passing) you want repealed, and why.

I am sure that we can find 100 without too much trouble.

That will scare the hell out of the current lot of politicians.

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Monday, December 07, 2009

C*nts of The Year Award - Torbay Council

Congrats!
Congratulations, and champers all round, to the good people of Torbay Council who have really excelled themselves and won my uber desired, and internationally acclaimed, "C*nts of The Year Award".

Well done lads!

How did they manage this rare feet (or is it feat;)?)

Just ask Craig Hodge, a father-of-three, who recently spent five weeks helping pupils at his own children's school cross the road; ie he stood in for the local lollipop man, who was off sick.

Needless to say Mr Hodge made sure that he had the full backing of the teachers and parents first!

Can you guess what happened next children?

Yes, that's right, the knobheads who run Torbay council decreed that he must stop this immediately. In fact, so incensed were the council that Mr Hodge had used his initiative and thought for himself, that they sent the police round to make sure that he was stopped.

What was Mr Hodge's crime?

Ah my loyal readers, surely you can guess that?

Yes, that's right, he is an adult male who has volunteered to work with children.

As we know, in Nanny's Britain all adult males who work with children are deemed to be paedophiles, unless they can prove otherwise.

Now here's the funny thing, Mr Hodge had actually already been vetted by the Criminal Records Bureau (as being "clean"). Yet Torbay council still insist that he cannot stand in as Lollipop man, because he has not been "checked, vetted and trained".

Quite what the issue is escapes me.

However, it seems that the reason that Torbay found out about this is that some other c*nt phoned them up and reported Mr Hodge.

As noted many times before on this site, the Nanny state loves to make use of interfering busybodies, with zero lives, who have far too much time on their hands.

I do hope that the person who reported Mr Hodge "sleeps well" at night; especially if there were to be a child injured by a car, because Mr Hodge was not allowed to be there to escort that child across the road.

Torbay Council don't give a fark for the welfare of the children. Their response was classic bureaucratic, brain dead BS:

"Road safety is of paramount importance, but while we fully support all schools in their efforts to ensure the safety of pupils and to help us recruit relief patrols, we have a duty to follow all the procedures."

Ah yes, "we were only following orders!"

Classic weasel words from a bunch of worthless pygmies.

Torbay Council well deserving "C*nts of The Year".

Where shall I send the award lads???

Here is their email address fss@torbay.gov.uk

Torbay is another one of the Tory Party's useless local councils.

Here is Cameron's email camerond@parliament.uk

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Saturday, December 05, 2009

Nanny's Nasty Little Habit II

I was pondering how to bring about change in this country last night, whilst out on the town.

After consuming healthy quantities of brandies and Irish coffees I had something of an epiphany.

It is clear that our current politicians (whatever their claimed political allegiance) are a waste of space. They have let us down big time, and have only loyalty to themselves and the political club that they belong to. Our interests are not at all served by these self serving intellectually stunted pygmies.

To this end, despite my suggestion yesterday that we should only vote for those politicians who promise to repeal Nanny's laws, it will be utterly pointless to trust any politician whatever they may promise.

The only way to bring about change is to administer shock therapy to the "body politic", and scare the hell out of these useless individuals.

What would possibly scare them?

Voting for people who are not politicians.

Eh?

The only thing that these guys really fear, is being made to look irrelevant.

This requires people to stand for parliament who are not politicians, who do not belong to a political party and who do not intend to do anything other than repeal laws.

In other words their only action in parliament will be to repeal laws, they will not make any new ones.

I guarantee that the country will run better for this, plus it will show how utterly irrelevant politicians really are.

That will scare the hell out of the current lot.

What say you my loyal readers?

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Friday, December 04, 2009

Spies Are Us - Nanny's Community Health Services II

This just in from Nanny:

"Dear Mr Frost,

Thank you for your email which you posted on NHS Lincolnshire website.

The purpose of asking questions relating to children's health is so that Lincolnshire Community Health Services can respond to any identified needs raised by a parent or young person themselves.

The questionnaire forms part of a health needs assessment which will direct the School Nursing service to deliver support exactly where it is needed.

By completing the questionnaire, the School Nursing team can assess those families that want support on a 1-1 basis from a School Nurse, those that may require further information via the telephone or leaflets, and a percentage that won’t require any help at all.

The families that are currently completing the questionnaire are being offered help and support if needed which is absolutely crucial to vulnerable groups that are struggling to manage health issues. This group in particular face challenges each day trying to manage health problems and are receptive to help and assistance to care for their child and children that the School Nursing teams can offer. Completion of the questionnaire is entirely optional. All the information is held in health and not shared with other agencies.

I hope this answers your query, if you require further information please do not hesitate to get back in touch with us.

Clinical Team Leader (Universal Provision) Family & Healthy Lifestyle Services

Lincolnshire Community Health Services LCHS, East Lindsey Locality Office, C/O Louth County Hospital
High Holme Road, Louth, Lincs LN11 0EU
."

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Nanny's Nasty Little Habit

Nasty Habit
Factoid

Did you know that since coming to orifice in 1997 ZaNuLabour have, via its obsession with legislation, created new crimes at a rate of nearly one a day?

Hardly surprising that the police tend to appear heavy and handed and clueless, they simply can't keep up with the legislation and don't know how to interpret it.

Where were the Tories and "Liberal Democrats" during this period?

We have been let down big time by the "opposition".

Why have ZaNuLabour been allowed to get away with this?

You do realise folks that, as entertaining and cathartic as it may be to sit around saying "isn't this awful?", unless we actually do something to reverse this trend we are up shit's creek without a paddle?

"What can we do?" I hear you cry...

1 Make a list of the laws that you want repealed.

2 When a politician comes knocking on your door, sliming for you vote, tell him/her that if there is a written guarantee that these laws will be abolished, within 50 days of the new parliament, you will vote for them.

3 Refuse to provide the state with any information (no matter how trivial) that it requests from you, unless you are legally bound to do so.

4 Send the list to laws you want repealed to your local MP, and remind him/her that their job is on the line if they don't comply with your wishes.

5 Vote for any party that guarantees they will roll back the power (and by definition the cost base) of local councils.

The state should be afraid of the people, the people should not be afraid of the state!

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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Nanny's Council Spies Screw Up

Twats
You know how proud Nanny is of her extensive, and ever growing, network of CCTV cameras that follow our every move?

Well, my loyal readers, a rather large fly landed in Nanny's oinkment the other day in the shape of The Thirst.

The Thirst are a Brixton rock band, who were performing a gig at a pub in Chasetown, near Cannock on November 21.

Having duly "gigged", they were making their way back to their vehicles when 30 armed members of Nanny's "finest" (Staffordshire police), dog handlers and a helicopter "greeted" them with the well worn phrase:

"Down on the bloody ground!"

The Thirst were then taken off to the local nick and had their DNA taken.

Was their performance really so bad?

Errmmm...no, not quite!

Seemingly a member of the local council CCTV monitoring department saw one of The Thirst with a "gun" earlier in the evening.

Nanny's finest leaped to action, after allowing the performance to go ahead, and nicked them.

A few small points to raise at this point:

1 It was not a gun, but a set of jump leads for a flat battery

2 The police, for reasons that escape me, did not look at the CCTV footage themselves; they took the word of a council employee as gospel

3 Having not found any gun, the police still took DNA samples

Am I alone in finding this more than a tad "worrying"?

Since when were council staff members of the police?

Since when was it standard practice to nick, and DNA someone without any evidence?

Suffice to say a full apology has now been given, and an investigation is underway.

However, what would have happened if The Thirst had not been so co-operative?

This could have turned into a very ugly incident, all down to the say so of a council employee.

CCTV is not the be all and end all of law enforcement.

The pictures are invariably lousy, the "evidence" suspect and the fact that CCTV does not deter that many crimes (displacement, zero real time deterrent etc) indicates that it is a poor substitute for real, properly trained officers on the beat.

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Height Training

Ladders
I am impressed to see the many and varied ways Nanny comes up with, when it comes to wasting our time and money.

It has recently come to light that, way back in October 2004, a teacher at a school in Wokingham fell off a ladder whilst pinning a poster to a wall.

The teacher received £82K in compensation/legal costs, the result of which caused the council to train its staff to undergo training for "height activities".

I appreciate that some people are slack jawed, dribbling morons when it comes to using ladders. However, these people are unlikely to "learn" from any training re "height activities". The majority of people treat ladders etc with a healthy respect and care.

I would also note that there is a world of difference between pinning a notice to the wall (whilst using a small/simple ladder), to using a "real ladder" to scale the outside of a building as a fireman or window cleaner (where clearly some form of training is required).

The fact that this little story has taken so long to come out makes me wonder how many other hidden wastes of time and money have been going on, courtesy of our "respected" councils, over the years?

Feel free to drop me a note with any stories that you have.

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Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Spies Are Us - Nanny's Community Health Services

Lincolnshire Community Health Service
Nanny knows that all adults pose a major threat to her precious future resource, children.

Nanny knows that adults (who do not follow her orthodoxy) may well give children the ability to think and act for themselves, without any form of state help. This of course would mean that they would grow up into free willed, mature adults who don't need or support Nanny.

This must not happen.

Therefore, in order to ensure that children and families are fully subservient to the state, Nanny has ordered her local Community Health Services to start gathering data about the families, and habits of the families, of five year olds.

Nanny's Community Health Gestapo will issue a questionnaire ("School Entry Wellbeing Review") to all families living in Lincolnshire (as a pilot exercise). Families will be required to supply over 100 different data points about their own and their kids' health.

The review asks some rather bizarre, non health related questions, eg whether their child "often lies or cheats", whether they steal or bully, and how often they eat red meat, takeaway meals or fizzy drinks.

Parents are also required to provide details about their health and their partner's health, whether they or their partner are in paid employment, and to say whether or not their child is upset when the parent returns to a room.

At this point may I raise a "timid paw into the air" and ask Nanny:

What the fark business is this of yours?

There is a further layer of icing on Nanny's little cake of intrusion. The Lincolnshire Community Health Gestapo would have you believe that completion of the questionnaire is voluntary. However, the letter accompanying the questionnaire contains the phrase:

"Please complete the enclosed questionnaire …and return it to school in the envelope provided within the next 7 days."

There is absolutely no indication that the questionnaire is voluntary. Nanny is relying on people being compliant and subservient.

By the way, it doesn't stop there, if you don't fill in the questionnaire you will receive a reminder letter, then a third letter then a visit from School Nursing team.

This is state sponsored intimidation.

Under no circumstances should this form be completed by anyone.

Nanny must not be allowed to win this one, under any circumstances.

This stinks!

Tell them what you thin of this via this eamil communications@lpct.nhs.uk

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