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Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Nanny Bans Coffee



I see that the health and safety gestapo have identified another "threat" to children. This time the "threat" comes in the form of tea and coffee served at "coffee mornings" hosted in childrens' centres.

Mill Hill Children's Centre, Waterlooville Hampshire, is the latest childrens' centre to fall under the jackboot of the health and safety brigade. Despite having served tea and coffee to adults, who take their kids there for some 7 years (for an entry fee of £1), hot drinks are now banned (ironically the £1 charge remains!).

The fact that people drink tea and coffee at home seems to have escaped Nanny, as does the fact that the risk of a kid having a cup of coffee dropped on him/her is considerably less than the risk of the kid being injured in a car crash whilst being driven to a "coffee morning".

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2 comments:

  1. I have believed for a long time, that those people that Nanny employs have a competition to see who can come up with the most ridiculous policy, which the sheep and drones will then follow.....This must be one of the winners.

    Verification word POLYCAC lol sums up Nanny nicely!!!

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  2. Anonymous10:17 AM

    We really need to develop the cojones -I use the Sapnish word because the British seem to have collectively mislaid theirs - to tell these people to feck off. If only one or two do it they'll maybe get arrested - it we all do it they will be defeated.

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