Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

The EU's Smash and Grab Raid

Beware the EU's smash and grab tax raid on Apple.

Apple was not sharing tax, but avoiding it via mechanisms set up with the cooperation of the Irish government.

In the event Apple's appeal fails, the EU will set it's sights on other pots of gold.

It is after all easier to milk people and companies dry, rather than reform itself and cut back its bloated budgets!

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Thursday, August 25, 2016

Nanny's "Heatwave"


I trust and assume we are all enjoying the "heatwave"?

Nanny would prefer that during this short period of warm weather we stay indoors, as she has issued several level three alerts.

Don't worry Nanny, it's a bank holiday weekend as such I guarantee it will piss down!
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Monday, August 22, 2016

Offices - The New Fags


Oh dear, it seems that Nanny has found something else to moan to us about. This time it seems that office workers must exercise for one hour a day to combat the deadly risk of modern working lifestyles, a major Lancet study has found.

Research on more than one million adults found that sitting for at least eight hours a day could increase the risk of premature death by up to 60 per cent. Scientists said sedentary lifestyles were now posing as great a threat to public health as smoking, and were causing more deaths than obesity.

How about we just stop working in offices?

That seems to be the issue.

Ah but then we wouldn't be able to earn money to pay Nanny's taxes, and that she would never allow!


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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Nanny's Fake Sugar Tax Survey

Watch out there is a survey published today that claims people want a sugar tax.

It is clearly a lobby group fake!


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Monday, August 15, 2016

Hummus Is Evil

I am hugely gemused to learn that hummus and other "healthy" supermarket dips are deemed to be unhealthy.

Our old chums from CASH claim that they are laced with high levels of salt and fat.

Snork!













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Thursday, August 11, 2016

Judge Gives As Good As She Gets


Kudos to Judge Patricia Lynch QC, who gave as good as she got to John Hennigan in Chelmsford Crown Cort on Wednesday.

Hennigan was being sentenced for breaching an Asbo by using racist language towards a Caribbean woman and her two young children when he said she was a "bit of a c---".

The Telegraph reports that Judge Lynch replied:
"You are a bit of a c--- yourself."
When Hennigan shouted back: "Go f--- yourself", the judge replied: "You too."

Hennigan reportedly shouted "Sieg Heil" and banged the glass panel of the dock as he was jailed for 18 months.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

The Duke of Westminster Nails It - The Secret of His Success!



Forget Nanny's exhortations to study in failing schools for meaningless qualifications from fake "universities" in degrees that have no value, in order to acquire a minding numbing job in which to bust your arse to pay her taxes.

It's who you know, not what you know that will help you through your life!

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Tuesday, August 09, 2016

Brighton University Sugar Tax


I see that Brighton, once again, hits the headlines for being "ahead of the curve" for Nannying.

Nanny's chums at Brighton University have decided that sugar is evil, as such a 10p levy on sugary drinks sold by university outlets is being imposed.

Suffice to say the levy at the University of Brighton won the backing of Saint Jamie of Oliver, as well as the students’ union’s own officers.

However, the students themselves are less than impressed.

Jeremy Gale (Brighton Students Against Sugar Tax) is quoted by the Telegraph:
"A regressive and punitive levy that will hurt the poorest students the most.

The University’s income has flourished despite a reduction in grants and a reliance on student fees. Why, then, doesn’t the University re-invest a small percentage of their bulging surplus into food education and healthy eating initiatives, rather than relying on a regressive and punitive levy that will hurt the poorest students the most?"
The University of Brighton is having none of it:
"Public Health England advise that we should all cut down on the consumption of sugary drinks, which offer little or no nutritional benefit. The Government has decided to implement a sugar tax from 2018.

Our 'Sugar Smart' campaign forms part of a broader programme to promote healthy eating and lifestyles amongst our students. This includes adding additional low and no-sugar products to the existing range that we make available and providing cooking and nutrition advice and education. Students will still have a choice over what they consume.

All of the money raised via the levy will be reinvested alongside other resources in the wider healthy eating programme. Discussions on this have been going on for over eight months. We have had positive feedback from students, the Students' Union and staff who are keen to work with us on the campaign."
A waste of time, as students will simply buy their sugared fizzy water from non university outlets!

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Friday, August 05, 2016

Happy International Beer Day!


It being the first Friday of August, it is International Beer Day.

Hoozah!

Now remember folks, ignore what Nanny says and have it large today!

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Thursday, August 04, 2016

Men Only Swimming


The Telegraph reports the following:
"A swimming pool has introduced gender segregated sessions with bathers required to cover up from "navel to knee" for "cultural reasons".

The Inspire Sports Village in Stopsley, Luton, Beds., built using taxpayer-funded Olympic money, will give men exclusive access to the larger 50 metre competitive pool on Friday evenings, while women will be able to use the smaller 20 metre community pool.

On Facebook, the gender-segregated sessions were advertised saying "Alhamdulliah swimming is back" - a phrase which thanks God for his blessings."
I have no objection to private clubs having private sessions. However, this is not a private club it was funded by the taxpayers. As such, it should be accessible to all taxpayers during normal opening hours.

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Tuesday, August 02, 2016

The Dangers of The Olympics


Those who follow Nanny's exaltations would be forgiven for believing that sport is a healthy activity that leads to all manner of life improving benefits (both mental and physical).

Yet, for the athletes heading to Rio for the Olympics, this appears not to be so. Aside from the risk of catching Zika and breathing Rio's heavily polluted air, the hapless healthy athlete also have to contend with massively polluted waterways and beaches.

Whoever said that athletes lead healthy lives?


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Monday, August 01, 2016

The Manchurian Candidate?



As our colonial cousins across the pond ponder who to elect as President, a word to the wise.

Beware the media avoiding the key issues; namely the re-emergence of a cold war, and the very high risk of a nuclear confrontation brought about by a complete lack of trust on both sides.

Portraying Trump, the anti establishment candidate, as a Russian agent is all very nice for headlines but it does no one any service when it comes to resolving the highly dangerous situation that the world now faces.

Reagan, Thatcher (two people vilified by the liberal elite and the media) and Gorbachev ended the cold war.  Now we face another far more dangerous cold war, egged on by the media and certain presidential candidates.

Nanny exercises control and stops the key issues being examined/debated, by stoking fear and dread; don't fall into her trap, ask the hard questions and demand that the issues be discussed.

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